READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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