distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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