BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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