don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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