So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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