I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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