we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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