Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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