wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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