guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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