But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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