Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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