Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Randomize
