the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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