shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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