and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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