are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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