Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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