Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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