what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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