this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Randomize