Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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