come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he fucked my hip out of place.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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