dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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