is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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