i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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