Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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