So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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