Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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