Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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