So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Randomize
