Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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