I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Randomize
