Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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