I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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