it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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