He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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