Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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