READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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