I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
