ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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