My nipple is on Facebook.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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