What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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