If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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