Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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