I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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