Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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