it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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