Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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