Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It's official drugs can't kill me
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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