She said her name was "party"
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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