found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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