i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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