He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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